Well that didn't work!

Have you ever looked reality dead in the eye and realized your internal climate control was violently malfunctioning? Same.

     In this filter-free, laugh-out-loud life story, certified checkout-lane gladiator and professional attention seeker Tina Frost proves that “acting” your age” is a scam invented by the mindless NPCs of the world. This book looks back over a sixty-plus-year journey fueled by unmatched chaotic energy, geographic whiplash, and a refusal to compromise her soul for a world built on male operating systems.

     Inside this high-stakes, inspiration survival manual, Tina delivers a masterclass in modern boundary-setting, showing you exactly how she:

·         Proposes a federally mandated DudeDiligence report against cheating men holding dead fish on Hinge.

·         Informed the grim reaper he had to wait because her audiobook TBR list wasn’t finished.

·         Wrestled an industrial-strength wet sports bra in the suffocating, makeup-melting horror of a ninety-eight-degree Florida summer.

·         Babysat a corporate toddler boss who used a random sarcastic remark as inspiration to          torch his business for the insurance payout.

     From evicting toxic freeloaders to navigating a chaotic world without getting Baker-Acted, Tina proves that surviving the storms life hurls at you requires weaponized stubbornness, strategic procrastination, and copious amounts of glitter.

     This isn’t some vanilla retirement memoir for the neighborhood HOA. This is a defiant, middle-finger salute to the agonizing concept of “acting your age.”  If your soul requires a disco ball, a mountain of paperbacks, and a license to say a majestic, flat-out HELL NO to the toxic freeloaders and soul-crushing supervisors of the world, buy the ticket, claim your seat, and get ready to launch. It’s time to claim your own magnificent gypsy soul.